What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:45

Octopussy
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.